Fresh To Death.

Nov
28th

americansplendor:

Mystery Science Theater 3000 takes on Twilight.

“I wanted to kill you…[for going 45 in a passing zone!]”

So good.

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No Sleep till Boston

I got a flight in about an hour back to Boston which means I had to be up at 5:00 and I couldn’t get to sleep.

SO THAT IS WHY I NAMED THIS POST NO SLEEP TILL BOSTON GET IT!?!?!?

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Nov
27th

Never let your ego lead you.

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-David Futernick (via davidfuternick)

I see what you did there.

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We don’t know a millionth of one percent about anything.

— Thomas Edison

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Nov
26th

Just found this in my closet.

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I’m also getting this thing too.

Then this.

I AM GOING TO MAKE THE BEST LOOKING SILLY INTERNET VIDEOS!

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Nov
25th

Just ordered myself an early christmas present.

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It’s about time Man put toddlers in their place.

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I Was an Island - Allison Weiss

You guys should check out Allison Weiss’ new album if you haven’t yet.

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Nov
24th

Yes.

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