I'M ON A BUS

I am also on bolt bus right now heading to Boston, are we on the same bus?

fatmanatee:

bolt bus. everyone is being nice here.

hey, last night I ordered a pear-jalapeno margarita and it assured me that I was not making any new friends. happycap could barely look at me, I was thankful that he didn’t completely disown me as a human.

but you know what? despite being the prissiest looking drink there, it was manly. JALAPENOS, PEOPLE. recognize. don’t front, because I will drink that drink in a martini glass like a dudely dude.