At first I was like, what could they possibly have to say that would make this video 14 minutes long? Then I learned that the gathering has pretty much anything anyone would ever want.

seankeane:

The infomercial for this year’s Gathering of the Juggalos.

“The tenth annual promises to be Bigger, Badder, and Better than the nine previous years.  Is that even possible?  Guess what, it IS possible.  And it will motherfucking happen. If you’ve never been to the Gathering, this is the motherfucking year to go, bitch boy.”