Sep
10th
10th
Red flags I missed in my last relationship
This joke is a winner!
- she didn’t change her Facebook status to “in a relationship” the four years we dated
- we had a threeway… she took off with the girl
- and in another threeway… I wasn’t any of the three people involved
- she would call me by her husband’s name all the time
- she could never remember when my birthday was or that I even had one
- during sex she would ask me to keep it down because she was trying to watch TV in the other room
